Introducing The Poet: May Your Sex Life Never Again Be Dull

Is your sex life a tad vanilla these days? We have discovered the PERFECT solution (no, sadly Chris Hemsworth is still married). The geniuses over at Smile Makers deserve an award. Their new vibrator is the ultimate pleasure-giving sex tool in existence. Introducing The Poet: may your sex life never again be dull.

The Poet is a clitorally-inclusive suction vibrator. It’s science-backed suction technology ensures delivery of more air than other leading products in this category. This clever device is  optimised to bring you deeper and resounding pulses (and a big grin). Expect an unbeatable sucking movement and the guarantee of immense pleasure every time. I reviewed The Poet (no, of course I didn’t make excuses for some alone time, a lot). This vibrator is quiet enough to be undetectable. In other words, a must-have accessory for enjoyment and no involvement. Having (thoroughly) tested this little piece of magic, I can conclude the following:

Should your partner be skating on thin ice, this gadget is a worthy replacement. Just saying – do the math. The future of ‘the boyfriend’ may be obsolete! Read on:

This pleasure toy recreates great oral sex. Incredibly smooth, the Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator boasts 3 mouths of different sizes and 5 pulsation modes. Squeeze sensors are included. Therefore, it enables total control of the toy’s intensity levels. Once you try this sex aid, your life will be forever changed (into a happier one). They are named The Smile Makers for a very good reason.

The Poet Features:

Suction vibrator – ergonomically designed for comfort.

Clitorally inclusive toy – providing 3 mouths of different sizes for optimal pleasure.

Advanced technology – it pulsates more air than the leading products in this category.

Personal experience – squeeze sensors for total control over intensity. Lock/unlock feature

5 pulsation modes – for out-of-this-world levels of ecstasy.

Silent – Just because..

Incredibly smooth, waterproof and rechargeable.

Vegan

N.B: This awesome gadget may cause extreme happiness!

The Smile Makers The Poet Air Pulse Suction Vibrator is priced at £119.95 and is available to buy at www.smilmakerscollection.com

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